Clocking the Small Intestine Meridian


By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog

The Small Intestine Meridian is at Flood Tide between 1:00-3:00 p.m.

The Small Intestine Meridian is at Half Tide (on the way out) between 7:00-9:00 p.m. (6 hours and 90 degrees later).

The Small Intestine Meridian is at Ebb Tide between 1:00-3:00 a.m. (12 hours and 180 degrees later).

The Small Intestine Meridian is at Half Tide (on the way in) between 7:00-9:00 a.m. (18 hours and 270 degrees later).

Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) said …

“Small intestine problems are from being strangulated by your own convictions.”

“The small intestine looks like a vine. Foods that grow on a vine are a reflex to the small intestine.”

“Take tomato juice and molasses to cleanse the small intestine.”

“Tripe and spaghetti squash will rebuild the villi of the small intestine.”

“Fiber food is a broom that sweeps you out. Tissue food requires heat to break it down.”

“White sesame is for the brain. Brown sesame is for the colon and small intestine. Black sesame is for the genitals.”

“For ulcers, take cabbage juice with one-half teaspoon of cayenne pepper for three days. Take it during Small Intestine Time for duodenal ulcers.”

“Cottage cheese clogs the intestines.”

“Beryllium backed up in the small intestine to the heart causes heart attacks, so don’t eat spinach, collard greens, cheese, ice cream, or cutlet mixed with melon. Eat spinach, collard greens, and mustard greens raw.”

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  1. July 15, 2015 @ 4:55 pm Atom

    In 1991 or so, my girlfriend Roberta drove me out to her cabin in Ojai, California. She lived on the estate of a retired Jungian therapist.

    We met another man moving into a nearby cabin (the equivalent of a city block away). We exchanged greetings, saying we’d get together and visit sometime.

    Entering my girlfriend’s cabin, I suddenly realized the rent on my mobile home was due the next day, and I exclaimed, “My rent’s due tomorrow and I’m fifty dollars short. I don’t have the money, so I’m gonna let God pay the fifty dollars!”

    “But how are you going to earn the money?” Roberta asked.

    “How CAN I earn it? I’m way out here in the woods with you. It’s God’s responsibility. GOD owes the fifty dollars!”

    “What if you get evicted? What are you going to do? Live on the street?”

    “You’re unclear on the concept! It’s GOD’S responsibility if I get kicked out on the street. It’s HIS job to take care of me if I lose the mobile home. I don’t owe the fifty dollars. That’s God’s share of the rent. GOD owes the fifty dollars!”

    Roberta threw up her hands in exasperation, and we dropped the subject completely.

    Five minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

    Roberta opened the door, and the new neighbor was standing outside holding up a fifty-dollar bill.

    He looked past Roberta, and said to me, “This is your fifty dollars.”

    Roberta’s eyes opened wide, and I was also was taken aback.

    The neighbor persisted, “You DO know what this is about, don’t you?”

    I reached out for the fifty dollars and replied, “I certainly DO. Thank you very much. I really need this. This money will be put to good use.”

    The neighbor told us he studied with a Zen Master in Big Bear, California.

    He said, “The Master gave me a koan. Do you know what a koan is?”

    “Yes, I’m familiar with the concept.”

    “I meditated on the koan, and I astral projected. Do you know about astral projection?”

    “Yes, I’m familiar with that too.”

    “I figured that was the answer to the koan. Next time the Master asked me the meaning of the koan, I replied by leaving my body. He yelled, ‘Get back in your body! That’s not the answer!'”

    We talked awhile, then the neighbor left. I never saw him again and promptly even forgot his name, but I paid the rent on my mobile home space with a few hours left to spare!


  2. July 15, 2015 @ 4:58 pm Atom

    Teeth Contain Growth Rings Like Trees …


  3. July 15, 2015 @ 5:40 pm Atom

    “Any substance you put in the mechanism before your morning B.M. means you’re out of time.” — Swami Nitty-Gritty


  4. July 15, 2015 @ 5:41 pm Atom

    “I fish downstream with a straight hook.” — Master Chen (Yun Xiang Tseng)


  5. July 16, 2015 @ 2:24 pm Kelsey

    What do you suggest for loose stomach skin, or “scar tissue” in the mid-section? Any thoughts on spirits, or “ghosts in the machine?”


  6. July 16, 2015 @ 3:39 pm Atom

    Re: What do you suggest for loose stomach skin, or “scar tissue” in the mid-section?

    Use extremely light finger percussion, tapping in a clockwise circle around it, until the scar tissue disappears.

    Smaller scars may take weeks or months; larger scars may take years or decades.

    Re: Any thoughts on spirits, or “ghosts in the machine?”

    According to Swami Nitty-Gritty, they exist, but most people who think they are experiencing them are actually victims of their own malfunctioning Spleen-Pancreas Meridian.


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