Virtual Pet Avatars
By Atom Bergstrom
The Powers That Shouldn’t Be are blaming farm animals for global farting, er, warming.
Now they’re also coming after your pets.
According to the Great Reboot Narrative, dogs and cats create 64 million tons of carbon dioxide in the U.S. every year, the same as 13.6 million cars on the road.
The Net Zero spin is, “Owning a medium-size dog can have a similar carbon footprint to a large SUV.”
You’ll own nothing and be happy as a clam in a rented abalone shell.
Do you really think these global scumbags will let you keep Fido and Bella?
Not to worry, you’ll be able to rent a pet avatar, and you can print “Woof” or “Meow” in the balloon over Fido or Bella’s head.
You’ll be provided with a haptic glove to pet your avatar dog or cat.
According to the World Economic Forum …
“Metaverse Tech Allows Physical Touch In Virtual Reality: Emerge is a World Economic Forum Technology Pioneer 2022 and hopes the metaverse delivers better and more engaging ways to connect with others.”
As a bonus offer, if your social credit standing allows, Klaus Schwab and Michael Milken may even let you smell your pet’s virtual carbon emissions.
A company called OVR (50 Lakeside Avenue, Suite 750, Burlington, Vermont) is “on a mission to change human behavior through scent technology.”
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