Ellen the Eco-Warrior
By Atom Bergstrom
“As powerful storms wreak havoc in California, Ellen DeGeneres, who lives in the affluent town of Montecito, posted a video of raging floodwaters near her house, pleading with people to ‘be nicer to Mother Nature.'” — CBS News narrative (Jan. 10, 2023)
Nicer?!? We commoners should drive around in zero-emission electric cars while you and Oprah fly around in your carbon-polluting private jets!
“A report published last year by Transport & Environment, a major European clean transport campaign group, found that a single private jet can emit 2 metric tons of CO2 in just an hour. To put that in context, the average person in the E.U. produces about 8.2 tons of emissions over the course of an entire year, according to the report.” — The Washington Post (Aug. 2, 2022)
“‘Mother Nature is not happy with us,’ she [Ellen] said. ‘Let’s all do our part.'”
Our part?!? You got a mouse in your pocket, Ellen?
Why are you living at the beach, anyway? Don’t you know the sea levels are quickly rising?
I’ve lived in the same area for 50 years and the Pacific Ocean level hasn’t raised an inch, but I’m living on a different planet than you are!
I’m not living in your alternate universe. Get a clue, Ellen!
What about you and Portia driving around all the time in one of the cars in your massive car collection? … including a Mercedes AMG GT, Lamborghini Urus, Porsche 911 Targa 4S Heritage Edition, Porsche 911 Carrera S (992 Series), Porsche 911 Turbo S, Porsche Panamera, Porsche 993, Ferrari California, etc.
By the way, Ellen, do you have the ear of Sleepy Joe Biden these days?
Can you tell that [bleep] to take his Vulcan gas oven out of the White House? He’s virtue-signaling all the rest of us to use electric ovens.
According to The Washington Free Beacon (Jan. 11, 2023) …
“Thirty-five percent of U.S. households use natural gas to cook. In some states like California and Illinois, more than 60 percent of residents use natural gas utilities.”
The People’s Republic of California? Really?!? What about zero emissions?
Ellen, do you have access to Governor U-Haul?
There’s a photo of him in the newspaper quoted above cooking on a gas oven.
The same publication has photos of Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama, Elizabeth Warren, and other Democrats cooking on gas stoves.
By the way, don’t mistake me for a Republican.
I’m not a Republican or a Democrat — two sides of the same coin; two wings of the same bird.
I’m a Compassionate Anarchist.
A government is a crime syndicate, pure and simple.
The people leaving California are afraid to stay with the “resistance” and FIGHT.
One thing I greatly admire about the U.S. Marines …
“Marines are America’s expeditionary force in readiness — not just in battle, but every day. We never leave a Marine behind. If you see a fellow Marine who needs help, step up and step in.”