Carbonated Sodas & Intestines

By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog

Re: Are carbonated plain sodas bad?

Carbonated drinks deliver CO2 to the wrong place.

People with sugar issues have power/powerless issues (pyloric valve).

People with CO2 issues have heartache/heartbreak issues (cardiac valve).


Re: Where do they deliver the CO2 to? Where’s the right place for it to be delivered and what delivers it there?

1) Swallowed CO2 is delivered to the gut and heart, causing stasis and increased cardiac pressure.

2) Slow breathing delivers CO2 to the brain, causing vascular relaxation and vasodilatation. It does the same thing nitric oxide does but without the hazards.

CO2 is a refrigerant. You want a hot ass and a cool brain.

You don’t want a cold ass and a hot brain (hothead).

CO2 bloat causes the chest and abdominal organs to crowd each other.

Adding poor posture to abdominal gas pressure increases the chances of squeezing the heart into cardiac arrest.

A constipated Sheep-Bot with six-pack abs sucking down carbonated beverages all day while crouched over a computer is a perfect storm.


Re: Atom, what is the best way to improve CO2?

Mantra meditation is a good start. It increases CO2 and carbonic acid while reducing lactic acid.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s Transcendental Meditation is one of many examples — 20 minutes of TM in the AM and the PM.


Re: Does breath-holding help?

Yes, and so does bag breathing.


'Carbonated Sodas & Intestines' have 10 comments

  1. July 21, 2022 @ 2:20 pm Atom

    Re: Oh my, I’ve been addicted to mixing a little juice to carbonated water — it feels like it’s the most hydrating drink. I guess I’ll have to find something else.

    Once in a while, drink it as a treat.

    You can monitor your bloat by checking your abdomen. If it expands, it will be tympanic.

    Tympany, according to Dr. Google, is a “hollow drum-like sound that is produced when a gas-containing cavity is tapped sharply. Tympany is heard if the chest contains free air (pneumothorax) or the abdomen is distended with gas.”–e-books.php#CO2


  2. July 21, 2022 @ 2:21 pm Atom

    Almonds have almost zero omega 3 fatty acids.

    They do have some omega 6 fatty acids, but those never cause Yellow Fat Disease.


  3. July 21, 2022 @ 2:23 pm Atom

    On social media …

    “They said Noah was crazy. Then the rains came and the fact checkers drowned.”


  4. July 21, 2022 @ 2:23 pm Atom

    Real men don’t eat quiche. They hunt and eat mastodons.

    But they’re afraid of the oxalates in a teensy-weensy almond.


  5. July 21, 2022 @ 2:26 pm Atom

    Salmon are high in omega 3s and are lucky to live 9 years.

    The lowest fish in omega 3s is the orange roughy and they live as long as 200 years.

    You be the judge.

    Re: Pink salmon have the highest omega 3 of all the salmon and they are on a 2 year life/spawning cycle.


    (It’s been revised and updated.)


  6. July 21, 2022 @ 3:05 pm John

    Hi Atom, is avocado good for the testicles?


    • August 5, 2022 @ 4:23 pm Atom

      Yes. Breasts and testicles.


  7. August 1, 2022 @ 5:10 am John

    Hi Atom, when a grasshopper lands on you what is he a symbol of?


    • August 5, 2022 @ 4:19 pm Atom

      Abundance. Swami Nitty-Gritty swore I was evolved from a grasshopper in a single lifetime. I found it interesting due to my childhood fascination with flying grasshoppers. There were plenty of them in Upper Saddle River, New Jersey.


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