How to Yawn #15




By Atom Bergstrom

Atom’s Blog

Saturated fat is structured carbon dioxide combined with structured water.

Maybe you know about structured water, but have you heard about structured carbon dioxide?


The mathematics of weight loss is worked out in a TED Talk by Ruben Meerman (published Oct. 10, 2013).

The chemical formula for carbon dioxide is CO2.

The chemical formula for water is H2O.

The chemical formula for human fat is C H O.


Most human fat is C55 H104 O6 — the “chemical formula for the average fat molecule.”

Exceptions to the rule include …

C60 H120 O6

C36 H72 O6


When you “lose” weight, where does it go?

Most of it goes out your nose.

C55H104O6 + 78 O2 —> 55CO2 + 52H2O.

Fat + Oxygen exits as Carbon Dioxide + Water.

It’s simple Elemental Mass Mathematics, in beaker-boy-speak.


Carbon dioxide (O=C=O) has mass like all gases, liquids, and solids.

Anything on the Periodic Table of the Elements has mass, including oxygen and carbon.

Chemical energy glues the molecules together.


Weight gain is a form of carbon sequestration, defined by Wikipedia as …

“the process involved in carbon capture and the long-term storage of atmospheric carbon dioxide or other forms of carbon,” etc.


How does a carbonate rock lose carbon?

Add water.

No, don’t drink it.

Drowning and dissolving are two different things.

Edema and hydration are two different things.


According to Ruben Meerman …

“You can see carbon dioxide has mass when you solidify it, but when you breathe it out you don’t see it. And we’ve been confusing people by talking about kilojoules or calories, and they’re really important but people do not seem to understand that when you lose weight, you’re losing atoms. You can’t just turn atoms into nothing. In fact, science teachers out there, you need to change the way you teach chemistry, because those people and many in this room think that you can turn atoms into energy. Well, it’s one of the founding principles of modern chemistry, you cannot turn an atom into pure energy — it’s called the conservation of mass.”


Fat exits the body as 84% carbon dioxide and 16% water.


By the way, how can you acidify yourself?

Hold your breath to retain carbon dioxide.

In like manner, how do you acidify distilled water.

Use a straw to blow bubbles into the water.

It’s simple beaker-boy Elemental Mass Mathematics …

CO2 + H20 —> H2CO3

Carbon Dioxide + Water —> Carbonic Acid


In the “open water” experiment described above, a great deal of the carbon dioxide escapes into the air.

In the semi-isolated body, it’s a little more complicated.


According to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) …

“Oxygen is consciousness. Hydrogen is craving for geometry. Nitrogen holds the geometry together. Carbon dioxide creates the Diamond Body.”

(To Be Continued)

'How to Yawn #15' have 4 comments

  1. May 17, 2018 @ 12:11 am Atom

    According to Adano Ley (Swami Nitty-Gritty) …

    “You are the sheep. I am the crook stick. Charan Singh is the shepherd. But the crook stick comes in very handy when you get trapped in a ditch. The crook stick will pull you out. There will come a night when it will be very cold, and you will need me again. You will burn the crook stick to keep warm.”–pics-adano-ley.php


  2. May 17, 2018 @ 12:45 am Atom

    Don’t confuse a generator with a battery.

    The reserve supply of vitamin D can last up to three years if the battery has been sufficiently charged!

    The vitamin D deception was started at the University of Wisconsin when the Wisconsin Alumni Research Foundation was formed to privately profit on public funds with zero return to the public.

    The generator is in the adrenal medulla in the skin.

    Is our body prepared for a Nuclear Winter, or what? :-D

    For people with Broad Spectrum Yellow Fat Disease (cumulative lipofuscinosis), vitamin D is a life raft provided two days after the ship sank.–e-books.php


  3. May 17, 2018 @ 12:47 am Atom

    The ideal way to check overall (not specific to the lesion) acid-alkaline balance is with the following tests …

    1) total blood potassium
    2) intracellular potassium
    3) extracellular potassium
    4) urine pH
    5) urine specific gravity
    6) urine surface tension
    7) nasal pH (or, second best, salivary pH)


    Or a lab-less layman can use “Kentucky windage” …

    An overacidic person usually has …

    1) a white coated tongue
    2) cracked skin oozing yellow fluid and runny crystals
    3) a “wet” cough with an overflow of mucus

    An overalkaline person usually has …

    1) a red tongue which is often fissured
    2) cracked skin with scale and no fluids
    3) a “dry” tickling cough with no mucus


    Our fat stores and carbon dioxide gas pressure are the major contributors to acid-alkaline balance.

    The beaker-boy method of measuring acid-alkaline balance is akin to measuring the broth of the meat instead of the muscle and fat of the meat.–e-books.php#Acidify-or-Die


  4. May 17, 2018 @ 2:19 am catalin voinea


    Keep these articles coming!


Would you like to share your thoughts?

Your email address will not be published.

©Copyright One Radio Network 2019 • All rights reserved. | Site built by RedLotus Austin
The information on this website and talk shows is solely for informational and entertainment purposes. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE. Neither the Editors, producers of One Radio Network, Patrick Timpone, their guests or web masters take responsibility for any possible consequences from any treatment, procedure, exercise, dietary modification, action or application of medication which results from reading or following the information contained on this website in written or audio form, live or podcasts. The publication of this information does not constitute the practice of medicine, and this information does not replace the advice of your physician or other health care provider. Before undertaking any course of treatment, the reader must seek the advice of their physician or other health care provider and take total responsibility for his or her actions at all times. Patrick Joseph of the family of Timpone, a man...All rights reserved, without recourse.